Wow tonight's the night -- The Last Party of Senior Year -- the one night where you can make anything happen if you want it hard enough.
There's a lot on the line.
Wayne's gotta lose his virginity. Stacy's gotta dump Derek so she can get her fuck on at Swathmore. Derek has to learn how to control his super powers or his parents are gonna make him join the X-Men (and he doesn't wanna do that!). And it's all gotta happen tonight because if it doesn't happen tonight, it might never happen at all. So let us party hard on this night in unity before we graduate tomorrow from Uncle Kracker Memorial High.
Also lets get fucked up I wanna forget a lot of embarrassing shit I did. I cried three different times in Latin class.
DISCLAIMER: This show is an interactive house party in the style of Sleep No More. PLEASE ARRIVE READY TO PARTY AND INTERACT WITH PARTY-GOERS. PLEASE DO NOT PISS ON THE ACTORS.